- Exercise: Get those tricep dips in between emails.
- Battle Shield: When those paper wars get intense, you have the perfect protection.
- Ladder: Who has time to actually get a ladder or stair step? Let's be real.
- Door Jam: Can't get that door to stay open? We've got the best prop.
- Use it as a Mode of Transportation: Tie a rope to it and have someone pull you around. You are royalty and your feet should never have to touch the ground.
